would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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