im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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