Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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