My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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