you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Randomize
