u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
this just has baby written all over it
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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