He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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