i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
it wasn't lemon gatorade
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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