New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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