i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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