put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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