You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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