This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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