you're like a bully in the Christmas story
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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