paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
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