I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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