so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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