You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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