Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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