her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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