If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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