ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
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