just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Randomize
