He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I'm like, not good at living.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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