Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
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