Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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