This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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