would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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