He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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