idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
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