I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
