No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
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