Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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