: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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