they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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