My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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