I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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