Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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