what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Randomize
