The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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