Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I came so hard my ears popped.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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