? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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