Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize
