Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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