And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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