I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
operation harelip BJ is a go
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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