no, he came in my armpit
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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