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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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