Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
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