My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
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